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I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
I’ve changed my mind.
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
have you ever seen the desolation of smaug
have you aver seen anything with Benedict Cumberbatch
zen I put ze egg whisk into the snowdrift, whisked it up like a blizzard in za bear’s face, then under cover of his confusion, I bounced away on ze pogo stick. Zhank you, goodbye.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
headcanon that james potter matured from his immature younger self and helped save snape from most likely being killed by remus and supported remus because he couldn’t find a job and fought against voldemort not only because he loved a muggle-born but because it was the right thing to do and oH WAIT that’s canon hmm i almost forgot james was more than an “arrogant bullying toe rag who constantly picked on snape”
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
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