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tbh I thought my life would be a lot cooler by now

I can't stop scrolling. I'll never stop scrolling.



Current obsessions: Grey's Anatomy and Sherlock
Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

Jul 25 '14
  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
Jul 25 '14

Recommended at the price, insatiable an appetite. Wanna try?

(Source: freddie-mercurious)

Jul 25 '14

fucksebastianstan:

secret society of muggleborn students dedicated to figuring out how to make wifi work at hogwarts

Jul 25 '14

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

Jul 24 '14

allmagicomeswithaprice:

it is funny tbh

Jul 24 '14
Jul 23 '14

nomoreparadesongallifrey:

daltry:

today i wore a beatles shirt to school and it has dates from their 1964 tour on the back and three people asked me if i saw them live

three

people

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(Source: lindseybuckingam)

Jul 22 '14

simplypotterheads:

But okay listen: 7 years ago today, MILLIONS. LITERALLY MILLIONS. of Potterheads from all over the world were sitting with their brand-new copies of the Deathly Hallows and taking their final journey with Harry. It’s amazing when you think of the sheer scope of it-that many people in a sense united by this one book, riding the same emotional roller coaster simultaneously. 

Wow.

Jul 22 '14

askderpythespy:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

XD

(Source: 10doctorxrosetyler)

Jul 22 '14
dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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Jul 22 '14
"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."
Jul 21 '14

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.